About the Dudes

Klinton Jones

Klinton Phillip Valentine Jones was born during the Korean war in Africa. Son of a Middle Eastern father and a Japanese mother who ran an underground Macrame business, Klinton’s destiny was laid out for him and he soon took up archery. After touring globally as the worlds most successful pantomime he found himself going to sleep at 9.30 every night.



Ben Tilney

Benjamin James Tilney is best described as an average man. He was created in a scientist’s lab at the tender age of 16 and went onto become one of the foremost experts in precise timetelling. His promising career was unfortunately cut short due to his death in 1861. He was accidentally resurrected a year later but to the detriment of all,  is not the same man he died as. Ben’s favourite food is vegetables.